Never ever ever has a Christian asked me whether I adhere to any of the 1010 teachings of Jesus on how I could choose to live in the world. What they care about is ....

 Never ever ever has a Christian asked me whether I adhere to any of the 1010 teachings of Jesus  (www.jesian.org) on how I could choose to live in the world. What they care about is... whether I'm a christian, and who the f*** knows what that means. And whether I profess Jesus as my Lord and Savior, something about which Jesus couldn't care less, and more likely that he would detest, as he detested hypocrisy, lip service as he said over and over and over.